What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
Hush puppies.
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Why did the wizard ace his math test?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
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Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?