What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
A badger.
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?