Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
Euripides things, you buy them!
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
Where does breakfast live?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
What is the emptiest holiday?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?