Why were the atoms always hungry?
Their food is microscopic!
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
Where is the coldest place to work?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?