What animal has more lives than a cat?
A frog, because it croaks every night.
What washes up on miniature beaches?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
What time is your dentist appointment?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?