Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
He was bone-tired!
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?