Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
He wanted a "light" snack after dinner.
How much does freedom weigh?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?