What animals make the best baseball players?
Bats.
What is a cow's dream job?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?