What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
A dependent Claus.
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
What utensil does water use to eat?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?