What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
Grasshopper pie.
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?