What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
June, July, and August.
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?