What do you call a belt made of clocks?
A waist of time.
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
What stories are told by basketball players?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?