Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
He had an eye-saur.
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
Which relative loves rice?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?