What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
Don't get bent out of shape!
Which bird would make a great farmer?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?