Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
Because the elephant isn't chicken.
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
What famous scientist will try anything?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
What horn never makes a sound?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?