Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
They only produce non-fat milk.
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
Where does laundry go to college?