What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
A moo-ving van.
What did autumn say to summer?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?