Why was the computer cold at work?
Because it left its windows open.
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What's a henway?
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What ocean creature can you never see coming?
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What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
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Where do pigs learn magic?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?