What sport requires no movement at all?
Channel surfing.
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?