What did the paper say to the pencil?
Write on!
Why do moms make good vintners?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?