Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
They fall asleep when trying to count them.
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
What game do mice love to play?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
What's the richest basketball team?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?