Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
Because she always has to draw blood.
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
What is another term for the price of gas?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
What's the politest month?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?