What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
His godpawther.
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
What do basketball players order at Denny's®?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
How do bears keep cool?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
Where do birds go to drink?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
Why did the cat start laughing?