What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
When is Dad's bedtime?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?