What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
A spaaaaaaaaa day.
Why is heaven always so tidy?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
Why do kids love theater classes?