What's a horse's favorite fruit?
Straw-berries.
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
Which relative loves rice?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
What do you give an angry rhino?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?