Why is heaven always so tidy?
Because cleanliness is next to Godliness.
Where do books sleep?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?