What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
A corn.
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?