What do you call a peanut in space?
An astronut.
What's a dog's favorite book?
What's the opposite of irony?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
Which animal is the most religious?
What do you call a tired tree?
What do goats and moms have in common?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
What do you eat on July 5th?