What kind of cake always tells the truth?
A blunt cake.
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
Why do librarians never make plans?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
How do scientists grow fruit?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
What type of flower grows up too fast?