Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
They milk the punchlines.
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?