What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
Sour punch kids.
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
What style of music weighs the most?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
What is the loneliest cheese?
Which celebrity always frowns?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?