What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
An antique.
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
Where do mermaids see movies?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
It's allergy season again?