What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
Wonky.
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
Why don't fish play basketball?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
What car can you only see twice a year?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
What do you call an angry monkey?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?