What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
Sit down and look comfortable.
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?