What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
Crispy bacon.
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?