What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
Well, I chemis-tried.
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
How does a barber get to work?
What's the coldest vegetable?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?