What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
Well, I chemis-tried.
What do golfers drink on the green?
What utensil does water use to eat?
What's good for both poker and theater?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
Why do cats give such great massages?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?