Why was the dog arrested by the police?
Because he was bad to the bone!
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?