What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
Denial River.
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?