What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
Roast beef.
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
How do you make antifreeze?