What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
A maybee.
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
Where do surfers go to school?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
What's a goose's favorite book?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?