What's a goose's favorite book?
Moby Duck.
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
What is an archer's favorite store?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
What do you call an Irish spider?