Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
He just couldn't see himself doing it.
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?