What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
Elefont.
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
Why did the fish blush?