What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
I'm just nuts about you.
What does a panda ghost say?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
How do locomotives know where to go?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?