What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Christian Bale.
How did the coach get his quarterback?
What do minions always put in their salads?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?