Why does the sun love to go back to school?
Because it's very bright.
How did the toad die?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
What game does chlorine never lose?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
What is another term for the price of gas?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
Where do colds go on vacation?