How did the coach get his quarterback?
He went to the bank.
What fish loves to play in a band?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?