What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
Shear madness!
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
What insect runs away from everything?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?