What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
Lay's®.
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
Why is winter considered holy?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?